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Berserker Quarantine Survival Kits:

SHIPPING INSTRUCTIONS - YOU MUST READ THIS TO GET FREE SHIPPING -   Once you have placed your orders in the cart and are checking out, there will be a "Coupon Code" field on the right above your order totals.  Input "BerserkerShip" and that will activate the complimentary ground shipping.  If you have problems with this, call the winery at 503-554-0821 and Jim will personally walk you through using a coupon code in the most humiliating way possible.


Option #1: 2017 Dry Muscat Ottonel, Oak Grove Vineyard

It may seem like a stretch to go in on a case of Muscat which is, quite likely, a variety that you would fart at given most opportunities. But, you should stop holding your finger out for it to get pulled in this case. This is a now-defunct project of ours because it is hard to find a home for this variety. It is bone-dry. It is floral. It is light. It is 10.9% alcohol. It goes great with Thai/Indian/Korean/whatever takeout from your favorite local restaurant. It’s perfect for some “taking the edge off” day drinking if you’re so inclined these days, and who isn’t these days? I promise you that this is THE Patricia Green Cellars wine I drink all the time (editor's note: he's not kidding. check his coffee cup.). . I absolutely love it. It’s fresh to death and is just easy and delicious. I wish there was a place in the world for this wine but we didn't find it and stopped production after the 2018 vintage. If you want a dork wine with which to fly your Wine Dork Flag without announcing yourself as some natural wine weirdo, this is it!

6-pack: $78
12-pack $144

That price is ground shipping included (SEE INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE). Come on. $12/bottle shipped for a case. What, what, what? Yeah. Quarantine up and get on it.

Option #2: Mixed Case of 2018 Pinot Noirs 

Estate Vineyard
Freedom Hill Vineyard
Lia’s Vineyard

These are wines that generally go into national distribution that we rarely taste at the winery or offer on special things like Berserker Days. This seemed to fit the bill. These are terrific single vineyard Pinot Noirs from a great vintage. They’re not one of our specific clone or block bottlings, but they’re all still wonderful vineyards with terrific pedigrees that are dynamite bottles of wine regardless. They’re intense, balanced and have terrific youthful structures but are still eminently drinkable over the short term. At a national level these are wines, along with our Willamette Valley Pinot Noir ("Reserve"), that really define our winery. They’re older vineyard sites, they’re well-regarded, very nicely farmed and the wines are both delicious and have some serious QPR. These are all normally priced at $37 which is why our distributors tend to really get behind them.  For real, this is a special offer on “every day drinking” single vineyard Pinot Noirs. 

6-pack $180 (2 of each)
12-pack $360 (4 of each)

Again, that is all in with ground shipping included (if you read the instructions at the top and use the code).

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